I'm Back

Phew, I've finally got time to post, girls. I've been jetting around the world, trying to make some a bit minging girls look not minging and it's a tough job. Hope you've been watching 'Roxy's People' on UKTV Gladrags - if you haven't, then why not LOL.

It's nice to finally get some 'me' time, because it's difficult, what with having to pick the girls up from the nanny on Thursdays and from my mum's on Mondays and Wednesdays and my gran's on Tuesdays and Fridays. They love being with my gran, because the girls in the nursing home really know how to show them a good time and they now know how to find a good home in the sun and a how to get a good bargain at the auctions. Telly is really, really educational at times. I mean, how many little girls do you know who can play the Hollyoaks theme tune on a recorder?

As well as my TV show, I've also been writing my column for the gossip magazine, Closeup. It's dead good writing a gossip column because it's just gossip and nobody really knows who you're talking about. For instance this week I've talked about a girl band member and a lippy money grabbing defender having marriage troubles and nobody even knows I'm talking about Cheryl and Ashley.

Anyway girls, I'm off now, as the girls need some food or a drink or something, but I'll be back soon!

See you soon.

Roxy

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TV Review

Hiya Girls!

Hope you've had a good week and you're ready for the weekend - I know I am (lol), because I'm gagging for a Bacardi Breezer and Champagne cocktail!

Come Dancing

This week it's been big showbiz news that Strictly Come Dancing is to return to our screens in October. I'm made up that this show's back on, but I think that it needs some more glam in it, because, I'm not being funny, but who's ever heard of most of the contestants. They are your usual mix of people with no talent and I'm not sure if it's going to be that good! Oh well, I'll still be watching any way.

Brother's Nightmare

Gordon Ramsay's brother has been in the news this week for being a drug smuggler and getting arrested by the bizzies in Bali. I feel sorry for Gordon because it can't be easy for him being in the limelight for such controversy. I bet the air was blue when he found out, but I bet he still manages to put a brave face on and be filmed for his latest TV show.

Un'Abbey' Ending

My mate Abbey Clancey has been booted out of Hell's Kitchen this week and I'm upset for her. She's a great girl, really stylish and a credit to us WAGs. I only hope she can overcome this and get a TV show out of it. I'd love to appear in it, it'd be a real laugh (lol)

Anyway, must be off as I need to have another coat put on my nails.

Mind how you go

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Great Weekend Planned

Hiya Girls!



Hope you've been enjoying yourselves lately - I know I have(lol)!



What's A Girl To Do?

This weekend, David's not got a game, so I'm wondering what to do with him! Not sure whether to venture up in to town to shop 'til I drop or just stay in and get a manicure when I go to the hairdressers. Chances are I'll do both! I love it when David's off because it means I can get him to do those jobs around the house that I haven't had time to get to - like cleaning the bathroom and changing the bedsheets. We've been in the spare room for a couple of weeks because David spilled sweet and sour sauce on the quilt cover and I refuse to change his mess - well, what else did Emily Parkhurst die on the cross for, if it wasn't for my rights!?!



TV Dreams

My TV show's going really well now. We've met some right scrubbers in the street and I've tried my best to make them look presentable for their poor fellas. Hope we've done a good job for them and we've injected that 'Jane'll say kwah' into their lives!

Anyway, best shoot off as I need my nails done as I chipped one tonight doing David's tea - that's the last time I'm ordering pizza for him, the lazy beggar!

Mind how you go!

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Hiya there girls!!!

I trust you're okay and that you've coped without me? (lol) It's so hectic being me at the moment and I'm loving every moment of it at the moment.

The Job's In The Bag
You'll be pleased to know that my audition at UKTV Gladrags went well and I've been given the job! So, from the beginning of October I'll be filming 'Roxy's People'. Watch out for me on a street nearby. Get your best 'glad rags' on and you may be lucky enough to meet me and appear on the show!

Ugly Vicky
It's been in the news this week that Posh has been cast in an episode of Ugly Betty. Now, I don't want you to think I'm catty or anything, but I think she'll be dead good in the show. She's getting older now that she's in her thirties and can't cut it as a WAG like me any more. She's been an inspiration to me over the years, aspiring to be as stylish as her without anyone being a stylist for her or anything, but a new girl's in town now, ready to take over as Queen WAG! (lol).

David's News
It's been widely reported in the news that David has been holding out on a new contract and won't play until he gets it. That's utter nonsense. He just wants the best deal going for him and needs a rest to think about things.

Anyway, must go because I going out to a posh club tonight (The Blue Bar) and I need to get my hair and nails done!

Mind how you go!

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxx

My Audition

Hiya girls! Had a good weekend?

Mine was ace and I spent most of it carrying shopping bags around London, as I hit the shops in a big way, making full use of David's win bonus. After all the retail therapy I needed to relax so I had a strawberry and mango body wrap and a chicken tikka face scrub. It was lush and I just wanted to eat it (lol)!

TV Stardom

Remember me telling you that I was trying to get into telly work? Well, this week I've got my screen test for a show on the satellite channel UKTV Gladrags, for my new show 'Roxy's People'. I get to go around Britain and spot normal people in the street and tell them where they're going wrong with what they're wearing and that. It's dead good and I'm made up that I've got this opportunity to make ugly people look beautiful. I think I'll be great at it. This morning, for instance, I told my children's nanny, Rosalita, to ditch the 'Spanish' look of all in one smock and put her in some skinny jeans and a sexy vest top. Her bum looked a bit big, so I told her she needs to lose a bit of puppy fat, but I reckon she'll look fab once she's done that!

The script came through and I've struggled with a few of the terms, like the ones in French, but I'll be okay as soon as I get to grips with them. I hope to, eventually, design the kit for the England football team, or David's team. I think that footballers look too rough and ready for my liking and I think they'd look better with a dolman sleeve or adjustable cuffs to make them look more comfortable. Anyway - wish me luck!

Ugly Footballers

There has been a report this week about ugly footballers. Fortunately my David wasn't on the list, but that's because he's dead fit. He regularly turns heads when we're out and about and I'm so proud to be seen on the arm of a gorgeous, wealthy, Premier League footballer. You girls must be dead, dead jealous of me (lol).

Anyway, must be off as I've got to learn my lines!

Mind how you go

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxx

The Weekend's Here!

Hiya girls! Have you had a good week? It's the weekend now, so I'm planning a big one for me and my girls. I love 'em to absolute bits and I don't know what I'd do without 'em. They make my life complete, they do.

Shop 'Til I Drop

On Saturday we're going shopping in London, because David's playing football again this weekend, so we'll probably end up staying in a dead swanky spa hotel or something dead, dead classy like that.

London's dead good for shopping and I love it there. Hopefully David may move to a top London club when his contract runs out, so that I don't have to get the train anymore. If I want to further my Telly career, well this is the place to be.

We'll go partying on Saturday night and maybe rub shoulders with some of the cast of Eastenders or someone equally as glam! It'll make a change from the Hollyoaks and Corrie girls, because the 'enders lot really know how to go up west, because that's where they live. Not sure what I'll wear yet, but it'll be something from a little boutique or maybe even Harrods (lol).

On Sunday I just plan to chill out because I've had a busy week looking after the kids on Wednesday afternoon. They're a right handful, so I phoned my mam to come and give me a hand whilst I went to get my hair done.

Drop The Shopping

This week, the boss of Sunderland has gone mad at WAGs for ruling their HABs' lives. Well, I say to him "Who else would kit David out in his boss clothes, if it wasn't for me?". He obviously hasn't seen some of the shops down in London, has he girls? (lol) If he had, he wouldn't be saying the same thing!

Comments

This week, I had a really nasty comment aimed at me on this blog! Can you believe it girls? Me? Well, this person is just jealous of my lifestyle, but I didn't let it affect me. I just went shopping to cheer me up and bought this fab new handbag!

Plans For The Future

TV Dreams

Alright there, eh girls? Have you all had a good weekend? I have. It's been the bossest weekend of my life. I got a call from my agent, Greg, at the weekend and he told me that he's got me an audition to do a presenting job on a very well known satellite TV channel.

I've always had a dream about presenting on the telly, ever since I was a little girl at home and watched the telly. I used to watch the telly and think "I'd like to present on the telly". Hopefully I'll get the job because it's about fashion, which is something that I'm dead, dead good at talking about. For instance, this afternoon I was on the phone to my mate Tania and was talking for ages about what I was going to put on when I got out of my 'jamas. Talking about clothes is talking about fashion! To think I'll actually be getting paid to talk about something I love doing, it's a real dream come true. Jealous, eh girls? (lol)

Family Life

This weekend has been mad for our family. David finally started his football season, but he didn't score. He was a bit down about it, but I told him that we should go to the after-match party in the players' lounge so I could have a couple of Vodka & Tonics. We then went to a club afterwards and went in the VIP lounge, where I met up with some of my friends from Hollyoaks and Corrie. We danced until the early hours and it was a class night.

David was driving, because he's been told to stay off of the booze by his gaffer at work. He drove us home in his brand new Porsche and we put the top down. It's so hard living my glamorous life. The girls were asleep when we got home and I asked Rosalita if she'd take them to the park in the morning, so that I could have a lie in! She's dead good, bless her. I don't know what we'd do without her. I'll certainly be needing her more if I get my telly job, because I wouldn't want the girls on set with me, disturbing everyone!

Anyway, must be going, I've got a tan in a bit and need to exfoliate!

Mind how you go!

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxxxx