My Audition

Hiya girls! Had a good weekend?

Mine was ace and I spent most of it carrying shopping bags around London, as I hit the shops in a big way, making full use of David's win bonus. After all the retail therapy I needed to relax so I had a strawberry and mango body wrap and a chicken tikka face scrub. It was lush and I just wanted to eat it (lol)!

TV Stardom

Remember me telling you that I was trying to get into telly work? Well, this week I've got my screen test for a show on the satellite channel UKTV Gladrags, for my new show 'Roxy's People'. I get to go around Britain and spot normal people in the street and tell them where they're going wrong with what they're wearing and that. It's dead good and I'm made up that I've got this opportunity to make ugly people look beautiful. I think I'll be great at it. This morning, for instance, I told my children's nanny, Rosalita, to ditch the 'Spanish' look of all in one smock and put her in some skinny jeans and a sexy vest top. Her bum looked a bit big, so I told her she needs to lose a bit of puppy fat, but I reckon she'll look fab once she's done that!

The script came through and I've struggled with a few of the terms, like the ones in French, but I'll be okay as soon as I get to grips with them. I hope to, eventually, design the kit for the England football team, or David's team. I think that footballers look too rough and ready for my liking and I think they'd look better with a dolman sleeve or adjustable cuffs to make them look more comfortable. Anyway - wish me luck!

Ugly Footballers

There has been a report this week about ugly footballers. Fortunately my David wasn't on the list, but that's because he's dead fit. He regularly turns heads when we're out and about and I'm so proud to be seen on the arm of a gorgeous, wealthy, Premier League footballer. You girls must be dead, dead jealous of me (lol).

Anyway, must be off as I've got to learn my lines!

Mind how you go

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxx