Hiya there girls!!!

I trust you're okay and that you've coped without me? (lol) It's so hectic being me at the moment and I'm loving every moment of it at the moment.

The Job's In The Bag
You'll be pleased to know that my audition at UKTV Gladrags went well and I've been given the job! So, from the beginning of October I'll be filming 'Roxy's People'. Watch out for me on a street nearby. Get your best 'glad rags' on and you may be lucky enough to meet me and appear on the show!

Ugly Vicky
It's been in the news this week that Posh has been cast in an episode of Ugly Betty. Now, I don't want you to think I'm catty or anything, but I think she'll be dead good in the show. She's getting older now that she's in her thirties and can't cut it as a WAG like me any more. She's been an inspiration to me over the years, aspiring to be as stylish as her without anyone being a stylist for her or anything, but a new girl's in town now, ready to take over as Queen WAG! (lol).

David's News
It's been widely reported in the news that David has been holding out on a new contract and won't play until he gets it. That's utter nonsense. He just wants the best deal going for him and needs a rest to think about things.

Anyway, must go because I going out to a posh club tonight (The Blue Bar) and I need to get my hair and nails done!

Mind how you go!

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxx

My Audition

Hiya girls! Had a good weekend?

Mine was ace and I spent most of it carrying shopping bags around London, as I hit the shops in a big way, making full use of David's win bonus. After all the retail therapy I needed to relax so I had a strawberry and mango body wrap and a chicken tikka face scrub. It was lush and I just wanted to eat it (lol)!

TV Stardom

Remember me telling you that I was trying to get into telly work? Well, this week I've got my screen test for a show on the satellite channel UKTV Gladrags, for my new show 'Roxy's People'. I get to go around Britain and spot normal people in the street and tell them where they're going wrong with what they're wearing and that. It's dead good and I'm made up that I've got this opportunity to make ugly people look beautiful. I think I'll be great at it. This morning, for instance, I told my children's nanny, Rosalita, to ditch the 'Spanish' look of all in one smock and put her in some skinny jeans and a sexy vest top. Her bum looked a bit big, so I told her she needs to lose a bit of puppy fat, but I reckon she'll look fab once she's done that!

The script came through and I've struggled with a few of the terms, like the ones in French, but I'll be okay as soon as I get to grips with them. I hope to, eventually, design the kit for the England football team, or David's team. I think that footballers look too rough and ready for my liking and I think they'd look better with a dolman sleeve or adjustable cuffs to make them look more comfortable. Anyway - wish me luck!

Ugly Footballers

There has been a report this week about ugly footballers. Fortunately my David wasn't on the list, but that's because he's dead fit. He regularly turns heads when we're out and about and I'm so proud to be seen on the arm of a gorgeous, wealthy, Premier League footballer. You girls must be dead, dead jealous of me (lol).

Anyway, must be off as I've got to learn my lines!

Mind how you go

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxx

The Weekend's Here!

Hiya girls! Have you had a good week? It's the weekend now, so I'm planning a big one for me and my girls. I love 'em to absolute bits and I don't know what I'd do without 'em. They make my life complete, they do.

Shop 'Til I Drop

On Saturday we're going shopping in London, because David's playing football again this weekend, so we'll probably end up staying in a dead swanky spa hotel or something dead, dead classy like that.

London's dead good for shopping and I love it there. Hopefully David may move to a top London club when his contract runs out, so that I don't have to get the train anymore. If I want to further my Telly career, well this is the place to be.

We'll go partying on Saturday night and maybe rub shoulders with some of the cast of Eastenders or someone equally as glam! It'll make a change from the Hollyoaks and Corrie girls, because the 'enders lot really know how to go up west, because that's where they live. Not sure what I'll wear yet, but it'll be something from a little boutique or maybe even Harrods (lol).

On Sunday I just plan to chill out because I've had a busy week looking after the kids on Wednesday afternoon. They're a right handful, so I phoned my mam to come and give me a hand whilst I went to get my hair done.

Drop The Shopping

This week, the boss of Sunderland has gone mad at WAGs for ruling their HABs' lives. Well, I say to him "Who else would kit David out in his boss clothes, if it wasn't for me?". He obviously hasn't seen some of the shops down in London, has he girls? (lol) If he had, he wouldn't be saying the same thing!

Comments

This week, I had a really nasty comment aimed at me on this blog! Can you believe it girls? Me? Well, this person is just jealous of my lifestyle, but I didn't let it affect me. I just went shopping to cheer me up and bought this fab new handbag!

Plans For The Future

TV Dreams

Alright there, eh girls? Have you all had a good weekend? I have. It's been the bossest weekend of my life. I got a call from my agent, Greg, at the weekend and he told me that he's got me an audition to do a presenting job on a very well known satellite TV channel.

I've always had a dream about presenting on the telly, ever since I was a little girl at home and watched the telly. I used to watch the telly and think "I'd like to present on the telly". Hopefully I'll get the job because it's about fashion, which is something that I'm dead, dead good at talking about. For instance, this afternoon I was on the phone to my mate Tania and was talking for ages about what I was going to put on when I got out of my 'jamas. Talking about clothes is talking about fashion! To think I'll actually be getting paid to talk about something I love doing, it's a real dream come true. Jealous, eh girls? (lol)

Family Life

This weekend has been mad for our family. David finally started his football season, but he didn't score. He was a bit down about it, but I told him that we should go to the after-match party in the players' lounge so I could have a couple of Vodka & Tonics. We then went to a club afterwards and went in the VIP lounge, where I met up with some of my friends from Hollyoaks and Corrie. We danced until the early hours and it was a class night.

David was driving, because he's been told to stay off of the booze by his gaffer at work. He drove us home in his brand new Porsche and we put the top down. It's so hard living my glamorous life. The girls were asleep when we got home and I asked Rosalita if she'd take them to the park in the morning, so that I could have a lie in! She's dead good, bless her. I don't know what we'd do without her. I'll certainly be needing her more if I get my telly job, because I wouldn't want the girls on set with me, disturbing everyone!

Anyway, must be going, I've got a tan in a bit and need to exfoliate!

Mind how you go!

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Big Big News

Alright there girls? Sorry I haven't been in touch for a while, but I've had some big, big news! Have a guess what David asked me to do? That's right, he asked me to marry him again!!! Can you believe it, me Roxy Parkes, becoming Roxy Parkes-Preston (lol)?

David asked me when he was abroad on tour with his football team. It was a bad line, because they don't look after their things as much over there so I struggled to hear him. It's a good job I was sat down drinking a V & T already, otherwise I'd have had to sit down and have a V & T. He already asked me to marry him once before and I said yes. I think it's dead romantic that he asked me from another country as well - dead glamorous!

I'm absolutely made up that I'm getting married. I've always wanted to get married to David, ever since I saw him in that night-club and knew that he was a footballer! I've asked my bessy mate to be my maid of honour and she said that it's the bossest thing that anyone's ever asked her to do!

My mind's like a whirlwind at the moment. I don't know where to get my wedding frock from! There are so many little boutiques and that to choose from, it's going to be dead difficult. My little girls, Chantelle and Paris, are going to be my little bridesmaids, so I'll have to make sure they don't put any weight on and show me up on my wedding photo's (lol).

Anyway girls, I must be off, I've got so much organising to do!

Mind how you go.

Roxy xxxxxxxxxxxx